Brothers Pigs

"'They would talk all at once, cutting each other off, and this I actualy watched with great interest because I had not exected them to take part in the discussion. I guess they didn't like the way I was watching them, or they got self-conscious and that only made it worse, but they ripped into me hardest of all.'" "- Smoker on the Brothers Pigs, Book One, p. 7"

Appearance
Described as having "piggy visage". We know that they look alike, with "identical stares and identically opened mouths". Like all other Pheasants, they use wheelchairs.

In The House
When Smoker arrives in the House and is placed with their group, endeavor to explain to him the lay of the land (from the Pheasant point of view), but as he starts exhibiting signs of nonconformism quickly grow antagonistic, and their "three almost identical signatures appeared at the bottom of the letter" to Shark asking for Smoker to be transferred out. Later we see one of the triplets, Sticks, entrusted with holding a sign inviting the students to the memorial service for Ghoul (this activity ends in a verbal altercation with surly Smoker and a punch in the face from him). The brothers are extremely zealous in noting and enforcing the minutest details of the Pheasant code of conduct; surprisingly, at the same time they run an illicit alcohol operation, supplying Red at one point with "Pheasant brew" - orange peel liqueur, "made to the highest standards of hygiene".