"'I'm beautiful,' said one of the ugly ones and started crying.
'And I'm ugly,' said the other and started laughing . . .
And the night went on."
- Book One, p. 93
House Male Students - Dramatis Personae[]
Book One[]
Fourth | Third | Second | Sixth | First | Legend |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
- | Birds | Rats | Hounds | Pheasants | (Wheelers)
Insensible Under 17 |
Blind | Vulture | Red | Pompey | (Gin) | |
Sphinx | (Lizard) | Solomon | Crook | (Professor) | |
(Tabaqui) | (Angel) | Squib | (Owl) | (Biter) | |
Black | Dodo | Don | Gnome | (Ghoul) | |
Humpback | Horse* | Viking | Shuffle | (Straw) | |
(Noble ) | (Butterfly) | Corpse | Laurus | (Sticks) | |
Lary * | (Dearest) | Zebra | Woolly | (Bricks) | |
Alexander | Guppy | Hybrid* | Rabbit | (Crybaby) | |
(Tubby) | Bubble* | Monkey* | Zit* | (Gyps) | |
(Smoker) | Beauty | Microbe* | Triton | (Hamster) | |
Elephant | Termite* | (Sleepy) | Kit | ||
(Ficus) | Porcupine | Genepool* | (Booger) | ||
(Shrub) | Sumac | Dealwithit* | (Cupcake) | ||
Carrion | Splutter* | (Sniffle) | |||
Ringer* | (Headlight) | (Piddler) | |||
Tiny | (Hastewaste) | ||||
Whitebelly | Ears | ||||
Greenery | Nutter | ||||
Dawdler | Rickshaw | ||||
Bagman | |||||
Crab | |||||
(Flipper) |
Book Two[]
Fourth | Third | Second | Sixth | First | Legend |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
- | Birds | Rats | Hounds | Pheasants | (Jumpers)
Striders |
Blind | (Vulture) | Red | - | Gin | |
Sphinx | Lizard | Solomon | Crook | Professor | |
Tabaqui | (Angel) | Squib | (Owl) | Biter | |
Humpback | Dodo | Don | Gnome | Ghoul | |
(Noble) | Horse | Viking | (Shuffle) | Straw | |
Black | (Butterfly) | (Corpse) | Laurus | Stcks | |
Lary | Dearest | (Zebra) | Woolly | Bricks | |
Alexander | Guppy | Hybrid | Rabbit | (Crybaby) | |
Smoker | Bubble | Monkey | Zit | Gyps | |
(Tubby) | (Beauty) | Microbe | Triton | Hamster | |
(Elephant) | Termite | Sleepy | Kit | ||
(Ficus) | Sumac | Genepool | Booger | ||
(Shrub) | Porcupine | Dealwithit | Cupcake | ||
Carrion | Splutter | Sniffle | |||
Ringer | Headlight | (Piddler) | |||
Tiny | Hastewaste | ||||
Whitebelly | Ears | ||||
Greenery | Nutter | ||||
(Dawdler) | Rickshaw | ||||
Bagman | |||||
Crab | |||||
(Flipper) |
Book Three (End)[]
Fourth | Third | Second | Sixth | First | Legend |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
- | Birds | Rats | Hounds | Pheasants |
|
∞ Vulture | (Red) | (Black) | Gin | ||
Sphinx | Lizard | Viking | Owl | Professor | |
∞ Tabaqui | Angel | Crook | Straw | ||
Dodo | Zebra | (Gnome) | Sticks | ||
Humpback | (Horse) | (Hybrid) | Bricks | ||
? Alexander | Butterfly | (Monkey) | (Woolly) | Crybaby | |
(Lary) | Dearest | Microbe | >Laurus | Biter | |
Smoker | Guppy | (Termite) | Rabbit | Gyps | |
Tubby | (Bubble) | Sumac | (Zit) | Hamster | |
Beauty | Porcupine | Kit | |||
Elephant | Carrion | (Genepool) | >Booger | ||
Ficus | Ringer | >Dealwithit | >Cupcake | ||
Shrub | Whitebelly | Splutter | >Sniffle | ||
Tiny | >Headlight | Piddler | |||
Greenery | Hastewaste | ||||
Dawdler | >Ears | ||||
>Squib | >Nutter | ||||
(Rickshaw) | |||||
(Bagman) | |||||
Triton | |||||
Flipper | |||||
Solomon |
House Female Students[]
Point of View Characters[]
Other[]
House Staff & Counselors[]
Male Counselors | Female Counselors | Sepulchral Staff | Other |
---|---|---|---|
- | Reptiles | Spiders | - |
Ralph (3rd & 4th) | Darling | Janus (Jan) | Shark |
Raptor (6th) | Sheep | Nurse Agatha | The Night Guard |
Sheriff (2nd) | Godmother | Nurse Maria | Cases |
Homer (1st) | Blondie | Ron | Skank |
Elk | Pilotfish | ||
Splint | Mastodon | ||
Chipmunk |
Past House Students, Other Nicks & Underside Characters[]
Former Nicks | Past Seniors | Deceased / Unknown* | Other Side | House Animals |
---|---|---|---|---|
Grasshopper | Skull | Leopard (Spot) | Steel-Toothed | Nanette |
Magician | Moor | Shadow | Saära | Mona Lisa |
Stinker | Lame | Wolf (Gray, Grayhead) | Crookshank | Dylan |
Sportsman (Blond) | Witch | Hoover* | White-and-tan Doghead | Discovery |
Siamese (Rex, Max) | Ancient | Bison* | Creature in the tree hollow | Catwoman's Cats |
Whiner | Nail | Babe | ||
Crybaby | Boar | Unnamed macaw | ||
Muffin | Poplar | Pompey's bats (Poppy, Suzy) | ||
Death | Gibbon | |||
Saurus |